| ticket type | tickets | fees | qty |
|---|---|---|---|
|
Acolyte
$20.00
+
$2.00
|
$20.00
|
$2.00
|
N/A
|
|
Hand of Mammon/Capitalist Pig
$75.00
+
$4.75
|
$75.00
|
$4.75
|
N/A
|
|
More Info
Oooohhh... the *coveted* distinction of the *hand of Mammon* entitles you to special privileges. Everyone has a voice, but you have *more* of a voice... Like all people with money, your votes will count more, as you vote with your $$$... As the great arch-magister and former devotee in the '78 conclave Mitt Romney said, "corporations are people too... so make sure you buy Capitalist Pig tickets to the Fleecing." Enjoy an open bar, an esteemed uniform to wear, and countless other special privileges you deserve... and need. |
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